10. Hes smarter than the last guy.
9. With the Oval office, he can't bump into anything.
8. Fox news is already on his side.
7. He will take full advantage of the free food that comes with the job.
6. He has enormous experience apologizing for failed decisions.
5. He will appoint a secretary of donuts.
4. He will BE the secretary of donuts.
3. His middle name isn't Hussein........anymore
2. His vice president will be Mayor McCheese
1. Kick ASS inauguration party,bring a six-pack and you're in.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
P.S. School is coming, the horror of the uniforms o.O
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